Stop use and consult a doctor immediately if pregnant, breastfeeding, mathematically illiterate, punctiliously observant of warning labels, or allergic to: opinionated rambling, historical linguistics, atrocious puns, Doctor/Master, dead Gallifrey jokes, or other potential irritants. May contain traces of wonder.
so at this point i’m not actually sure which would be more satisfying for me to see:
- bucky barnes going on a murder road trip and leaving a trail of dead hydra and department x operatives in his wake
- bucky barnes leaving trussed-up, terrified, and completely unharmed hydra/department x operatives on shield/nick fury/interpol/whoever’s doorstep like a cat bringing home half-dead birds, because those fuckers have gotten enough blood on his hands already and if he adds any more it sure as hell won’t be on their account
but either way, if anyone has good, plotty Winter Soldier Revenge Spree fic to rec me, i’m all ears
that’s a nice ship you have there but do they punch each other in the face
when a fic mentions a bunch of really fucking cool stuff in the summary, or nicks its title from a song you love that would be p e r f e c t for the characters, and then you click and the story itself is boring as shit and has nothing to do with the stuff that lured you in